Friday, July 30, 2010

The History Of ManCook!

ManCook is a tradition originating from ancient Sparta, where the strongest warriors would slaughter a young lamb, drink its blood and mutilate it's corpse in a grotesque display of manliness and power.

Since this time, many young men have kept this practise alive by cooking a tribute to these ancient heroes. This food, the manliest of all foods, is known as ManCooking!

The secret of this timeless tradition is passed down from master to padawan in a brutal ceremony of testosterone and alcohol induced fury. The previous keepers of the secret, LoadingReadyRun.com, have now shared this knowledge with Stuart Bell and Ryan Jackson through the internets.

Having now completed their training, these new masters of the sacred art have now taken apprentices of their own and continue to keep the traditions of the spartans alive.